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November 19 tired of being without him Ahoy shipmates. Your captain is still pining for the loss of captain bloodmoon. i am broken and miserable.The kinky Burrito shall never have the void that his absence has created, filled. i think about him all the time. Many emotional things have happened in the 7 months that we have been apart but all i want is him back in my life, on board my ship and back in my bed. i miss him. July 10 Piratetotty is without her Mr.Ahoy shipmates.
Your captain has some very sad news:
On April 17th Capt.Bloodmoon decided that he no longer wanted to be with me and ended our almost three year relationship. He has abandoned the Kinky Burrito and now sails aboard the Kenilworth.
To say that i am devastated is an understatement.
The country is in uproar as i have neglected my duties as Gothic ruler and i cordially apologise if i have left any of my crew or subjects feeling shunned.
I need your support now more than ever.
luckily for me i have a very close circle of piratical friends in my privy council who are doing a wonderful job of diverting my attention from the pain i feel everyday. The Vampiratease Doctors are working their hardest to keep me on my feet which has been extremely difficult as all i seem to want to do is sleep.
I hope that my next entry will have a happier tone to it. February 11 Piratetotty's M.E/CFS forumAhoy shipmates!
I realise it's been eight months since i last updated my msn space and i am very ashamed of myself but i have good reason.
I have been working on an M.E/CFS forum!
so if you have M.E or CFS and you feel like you'd like to meet people in a similar situation or just make some new friends then go to:
and join. it's completely free so don't worry.
i hope to see you there shipmates!
Y'arrr! June 19 Where's the summer?Ahoy shipmates!
Well, what can i say about June so far... it's been rather Damp around The Kinky Burrito, me crew are as pastey as a crew of goths can possibly be due to the lack of sun and i think we're all vitamin D deficient lol!
I've seen Pirates of the caribbean at worlds end 7 times now, and i am still not sick of it. still makes me arse numb though hehe. you'd think cinema seats would be equipt for long haul veiwings wouldn't you. Why has no one brought this up?
Captain Bloodmoon and i are off to menorca on the 13th of july for a week by the sea. Strange that he should choose a place with an average temperature height of around 90 degrees farenheit for two Goths to take a holiday? but he says he's been before and he likes it. i'm sure i will come back looking like a lobster but i have prepared, i have my factor 60 sun block so woohoo!
Tonight is swimming night, i have started a very VERY light exersize regime of doing 8 lengths of the swimming pool once a week. i know, it doesn't sound like much but M.E isn't helped AT ALL by strenuous activity so i am doing what i can just to keep my muscles from waisting away. i can hardly stear the Kinky Burrito at the moment because my muscles are so weak and what captain can't stear their own ship!!
i refuse to give up the position of captain of the Vampirate fleet just because of a stupid illness Grrr!
Anyway shipmates i shall sail away now. take care of yourselves and do try not to fall overboard.
Y'arrr! May 25 Pirates of the caribbean At world's End - Seen it!!Ahoy shipmates!!
I went to see pirates of the caribbean at world's end last night and i have come to the conclusion that Gore verbinski is my hero!
He has managed to pump out 3 fantastic family films filled with Johnny depp and geoffrey Rush-ness that make me laugh my ass off! they are SO good and i can't fault them.
People are saying that pirates 3 is too long but i think it is perfect the way it is. I was either on the edge of my seat or laughing out loud during the film, i was crying out for more by the end.
If they want to continue the Pirates legacy then by all means let them, lets face it, it wouldn't be the worst decision that Disney has ever made, i mean, hello!! sequals to beauty and the beast, cinderella and the little mermaid!!
 I rest my case.
Anyway shipmates my over all review of At worlds end is, Go see for yourselves, it's a great yarn and well worth seeing more than once.
Y'arrr! May 05 April/MayAhoy shipmates!
Can't believe i forgot to blog in April, what a terrible captain i am, can't even run a tight ship on me own blog let alone a SHIP! lol! although saying that the kinky burrito still floats and is always a very good place to be :D
Anyhooo... lets see, my news, well... i had a fantabulous birthday on the 21st AND 24th of april. the 21st was my party, i had friends over from 6pm and we had an absolute BLAST! there was a balloon hat competition which of course the VERY accomplished captain Rummy beard once hands down and was therefore named ship's hat maker for the evening.
We drank a lot of Rum and ended up playing drinking pop-up pirate which was fun. Two dans Dan lost hands down mwah ha ha ha. jelly-legs Jenny as she will now be called, got very giggly and forced Dan dan the cabin boy dan to entertain her by playing a guitar. it was a good night all round.
On my ACTUAL birthday :P (April 24th) i spent the day at home with Mr Piratetotty, who took the day off looting and pillaging the hard drives at work, we did lots of quiet things and watched a few films then entertained a few visitors who sailed passed. in the evening Dan dan the cabin boy Dan and jelly-legs jenny came over again for a round of operation and chinese food on board the kinky burrito.
On April 30th Mr Piratetotty and i booked our tickets to see Pirates of the caribbea: At worlds end on May 24th at 8pm...
book yours too!
on the 25th April, i did something i have always wanted to do. i'm very proud of myself and overjoyed with the result! :D April ended well and i sail into May with a snotty nose and a head full of cotton wool but i have a lingering smile on my face and i look forward to experiencing more of my 23rd year on this planet
Y'arrr! March 20 Pirates of the caribbean at worlds end TRAILERAhoy maties!!
At 8.34am this morning on ITV i beheld the new trailer for:
Pirates of the caribbean: at worlds end.
I have taken the liberty of locatin' it online for your scurvy eyes to see and here is the link:
Enjoy shipmates and get ready for the release on May 24th (half term i believe)
Y'arrr!! February 20 February sails awayAhoy maties!
Me apologies for not keepin' me blog up to date but tis a fair battle to log into these ere' live spaces sometimes. Anyway... i be ere' now so where shall i begin?
Well this week has been a bizarre ole' week and my now 11 month old piratepuppy be in the dog house because he managed to break Cap'n Rummy-beard's Laptop AND Cap'n Bloodmoons glasses so now the Gorgeous Cap'n can't see to sail the good ship manuel back to Demonville.
Weasley is now not being spoken to by either of the excellent captains and i should imgine will be kept at arms length wence their new replacment items arrive.
As for me, the rather gothtastic Cap'n Piratetotty, i've spent the last month rummaging through me holds that be burstin' full of swag to put some of the less gothly stuff on Ebay. I don't have me shop anymore but i still be sellin'
now then, where's me rum?
Y'arr! January 07 2007 straight ahead!Ahoy maties!
Captain Piratetotty is back after a rather busy and chaotic December...
I hope you all had a Gothtastic Christmas and new year? I know i did. Christmas was great, hectic and filled with the pox but it rocked the dock considerably. Santa was very generous, i couldn't have been a very Naughty pirate this year (Not! hehe)
The piratetotty family were all in high spirits and the rum flowed freely. My dear sister Cap'n Rummy beard moved back on board the Kinky burrito on the 28th as she has herself a new ship docked near by to take charge of starting tomorrow. i wish her luck with the new crew, we all know how difficult a new crew can be to whip into shape for a voyage.
Captain Weasley the Piratepuppy is 9 months old and is a total babe. he has decided that mear dog food is not good enough for a puppy of his rank and has now resigned himself to eating NOTHING!! grrrr stuborn puppy. He will eat Human Pirate left overs and piratepuppy treats but plain old dog food he will NOT touch.
Anyway shipmates i hope 2007 is a bountiful year and brings treasure untold to your door.
Y'arrr! November 15 Ok so i suck lol!Ahoy maties!
Well, what can i say? Whitby Goth weekend rocked the dock!
However, me being me i forgot to take photos this year
 i DID take a camera but i just never got around to it lol! tooooooo busy with everything else going on to even remember to take the friggin' thing out of the cottage with me hehe oh well!Annnnyhoo, it was wicked! i bought some absolutely gorgeous clothes and accessories and jewellery, i met up with a couple of old friends who i hadn't seen since last october, i made a few new friends which is always good and i actually managed to get INSIDE the Elsinor this year! HUZZAH! it's all about timing lol!
The weather stayed fairly dry for us except on the friday when it bucketed it down but hooray for shiny PVC outfits! lol! the water rolled off me like a duck yay! October 19 Whitby Goth weekendAhoy Shipmates!
This time next week i shall be anticipating donning my white face powder, Purple lipstick and Black nail polish and setting sail for the bizarre bazzare at the whitby Goth weekend in North Yorkshire. This will be my third year and i am just as excited about going as i was the very first time. I have people to meet up with and lots of vampirate shopping to do :-) *dances*
I'm looking forward to seeing old friends and prancing around whitby dressed in my deathly best and watching the locals cower indoors as a few hundred thousand Goths decend on the town.
i shall post photos on here when i get back so you can see the madness :-P I shall be taking Mr Piratetotty to see the Abbey this year as we just ran out of time last year and it's SUCH a pretty place. Might even have a tour of the mighty ship The Grand Turk if the weather be permitting
y'arrr! September 16 The captain, ApproachesAhoy maties!
It's been a while since i posted i know and i apologise. Life's been pretty slow in vampiratease this month, i have had a LOT of visitors and hardly got a spot of honest pirating done.
Captain Weasley however, was in the Dog house boat last night after puking regurgitated spagetti bolognaise all over me! the thing is though, it didn't look like sick. it looked like a plate of spagetti bolognaise, i could have scooped it back up and put it on a plate to serve. it was perfectly preserved in its original state because Captain Weasley is a pirate pig dog! lol! he needs to learn to CHEW his food.
I recieved a rather fantastic gift from Captain Jexxy the other day all the way from magaluf. she sent me a rather fabulous pirate flag which is now taking pride of place in my cabin along with many other piratey things and stuff.
I pre-ordered my copy of Pirates of the caribbean: dead mans chest from www.play.com yesterday. i suggest you all do the same as there will be a test at the end of term hehehe.
Y'arrr! August 13 sailing the tideAhoy shipmates!
On wednesday i sailed across vampiratease on board the Kinky Burrito and docked at BB's cafe to meet up with the rather fabulous Cap'n Ansdell. She was fun filled and ready to broadcast her piratey ways over the airwaves of vampiratease.
Cap'n Weasley Fares well, he grows more each day and causes me to smile across my vampirate face everytime he lands on me. He has got his sea legs now and tares around the deck as though he was never afeared of it. He is however Still scared of water so the entire crew watches him to make sure he doesn't fall over board!
Y'arrr! July 09 Dead mans chestAhoy shipmates!!
i went to see Pirates of the caribbean Dead mans chest on thursday and i loved it! i can't wait for it to come out on DVD. it's less of a sequal and more of the first part of a new adventure and i love it just as much as the first one! so much so that i went to see it again on friday night!
Y'arrrr!
July 04 Heat waveAhoy shipmates!!
Sorry it's been so long since my last post shipmates but little Captain Weasley has taken up much of your captains time with ship training, he seems to think the poop deck is ACTUALLY for pooping on! *rolls eyes* I have been trying to tell him he has to go to the end of the plank and hang his puppy butt over the edge but nooooooo, he doesn't like to get splashed by the waves and the fishes try to eat his tail. Silly pup! He also ran off with a wooden leg belonging to one of me crew and chewed it to pieces, poor blighter has had to rest his stump on a barrel of rum to stand up! I have managed to teach him to go fetch loot though and he brings it back!! however making him drop the loot is quite another matter.
The weather at sea is boiling and has been for 4 days now i am sleeping during the day to stay out of the harmful rays of the sun. My piratetotty skin does not do well in the sun, i look like i have been toasted!
y'arr! June 10 PiratepuppyAhoy shipmates!!
I do apologise for the lack of posts in the last few weeks but reason for my absense is a good one (Though naught to do with loot)
The flag ship The Kinky Burrito has a new addition!
Please put your hands together for the esteamable captain Wealsey!
official PiratePuppy to the Piratetotty family and the Kinky Burrito, close friend to captain Keefy, (Piratepuppy to Captain Floozy of the Derrier Discoverer) general terror and Prince of puppidom.
Y'arr! May 24 Nocturnal to the coreAhoy shipmates!!
has been a mightily long time since i updated me space and you have me apologies. Things on board the Kinky Burrito have been running ship shapely and it has been a hive of personal, political and piratical activity.
Captain Bloodmoon has made himself quite comfortable in me private quarters and we sail harmoniously together on the vampiratease oceans preying on unknowing landlubbers who sail across our path.
Last weekend Commodore and Mrs Prince arrived on deck and stayed for 8 and fourty hours. We had a pirate banquet in the chinese galley and drank haughtily til we burst. Loot and booty were changed hands and all went according to plan. We have a fine alliance there and i now have trustworthy eyes in the northwest part of the realm of vampiratease. for my captainly eyes can not be everywhere at once.
A vampirate may have the eyes and ears of an elf but they cannot see the entirity of the realm all at the same time so others must be employed to keep watch from their crows nests and inform me of goings on all over my realm. i have pirates everywhere maties
Y'arrrr! April 21 My piratey cheer me up present!!Ahoy shipmates!!
Captain Bloodmoon pillaged me the BEST present ever 2 weeks ago to cheep up your captain becasue she has been a very unhappy vampirate lately and... today, it arrived!!
It is an 18 inch high...
Talking...
Captain Jack sparrow statue !!
It's captastic! and i love it!!
y'arrrr! April 14 Taking control of the ship!Ahoy Shipmates!!
I am pleased to announce that your captain is now a moderator on the online message board for the good ship AYME!!
I get to do me captainly thing and keep the ship running smoothly, which i am quite used to doing and the scurrrrvy landlubbers on board the Kinky Burrito need a good thrashin on a daily basis.
Captain Bloodmoon is off sailing the seas today to bring his Piratetotty lots of treasures back from the depths of the ocean.,
It be me scurvy 22nd birthday in 10 days and plots are afoot for presents....
*makes mental note to uncover plots*
Happy Birthday to me Shipmate Hayley, it be her 22nd birthday today.
Shiver me timbers we be getting on mateys!!
Y'arr! April 05 19 days til i be a scurvied older seadog!Ahoy shipmates!!
My apologies for the delay in updating ye with me adventures on board the Kinky Burrito, it has been bedlam for the last 4 weeks!
Captain Bloodmoon is now fully established on board and is bringing in much loot for the hold which will soon be burstin' with swag!
I am not a well vampirate at present, i seem to have cabin fever and i be sufferin a great deal but twill all work its self out in time, need me some fresh blood methinks.
I am going to be the grand old age of 22 in 19 days and i have no idea what to do to celebrate? shiver me timbers i must be ill! For Captain Piratetotty never hits a brick wall when it comes to throwing a piratey bash on The Kinky Burrito, there is nothing she loves better!
Rum and pirate fun
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